Monday, June 29, 2015

Your shower shouldn't take longer than a Drake song..



Unless you lived under a rock for the last six years, you know who Aubrey “Drake” Graham is and I’m willing to bet my life that you’ve had your emotions change from listening to one of his songs on a long drive heading back to your hometown for the holidays after a break up…. I digress, but back to Drake. The point I’m attempting to make is- if by the chorus of a Drake song, if you can be rethinking your life, it can also provide a timer for you to realize it’s time to get out of the shower. Like seriously, a shower shouldn’t take longer than a Drake song. You mean to tell me that it takes more time for you to wash your body than it does to have an argument with yourself about whether to contact your ex (but stop short remembering all the hurt they caused you)? It takes you that much time to wash?You tell me Drake has enough time to drunk dial his ex on Marvin’s Room, have a full conversation over a catchy beat, in an attempt to get some late night loving, but you can’t shower in 5 minutes and 46 seconds? Seriously, lives have been altered during Drake songs and you’re telling me you can’t speed up something you’ve been doing your whole life? By now this should be like Steph Curry from three, a quick and thoughtless action. You have to cut your shower time down, to quote every mom in the world “You ain’t got that much to wash”!! A Drake song is all you need to get in the shower and wash the day’s filth off of yourself and hide the tears from the onset of emotions in the shower water. Once Aubrey is done spilling his soul, get out the shower!


All jokes aside, spending too long in the shower can drain your bank account! A year’s worth of lengthy showers could cost you about $1,500. I’m 100% in favor of showering EVERY DAY, but I’m also 100% against spending 10 minutes in the shower. Seriously think about it, if you took shorter showers you could quite possibly remodel the bathroom in a couple years! If you feel uncomfortable listening to Drake while you're in shower, set a timer on your cell phone. When the timer goes off, get out of the shower!
@TheNewCheap

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Matt LeMond’s Workout plan


 
 
You’ve missed the boat on getting  "2015 Beach season" ready, but it’s never too early to get a jump start for next year!  My good friend Matt LeMond put together an instructional workout video for those who want to change their current fitness situation. AND IT WONT COST YOU A DIME..... So stop watching vine compilations on youtube and watch something that will actually benefit you!!


Make sure you follow Matt LeMond on social media!!
IG: Matt_le_Mond
Twitter: @Matt_lemond909

 
The video was shot by Andrew LeMond (Twitter: @Akrynym)
 

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Michael Jackson “Thriller” Album Date Night


 





The Thriller album may be the greatest album of all time. Nothing but danceable hits were recorded for this album.  I enjoy dancing, I enjoy Michael Jackson songs, but rarely do I get drunk enough to enjoy both during the moment where the DJ plays “I want you back"during his set. So I created the “Michael Jackson DateNight”.

You create a club in your living room and invite your partner over. Move all the furniture and prepare bar type food. Create a” drink special” and a tip jar just for laughs.  Make some wings for nibbles, shred some chicken and make quesadillas (left overs will be lunch the next day).

Dance the night away to Michael Jackson as if you were in as bar, breaking to “go to the bar” for another round of drinks. Go the extra mile and actually put money into the tip jar! What this does is provides you an opportunity to be silly with your partner and have a great time and laugh. You should break out all of your dad’s embarrassing dance moves.  Sing every note to PYT! Just because you’re living the cheap life doesn’t mean your partner should suffer. And if you’re living “The New Cheap” lifestyle it would be a seamless change from the time you wasted money on entertainment.
 
Here’s how you save, you save on the price for drinks and food. You save on cab fare to a club and admission into the club. Most of all, you save on the lasting embarrassment of video clips of you dancing to Thriller! You’ll wake up with memories to last a lifetime between you and your partner (priceless). Fellas, your lady will love the fact that you’re thinking outside the box for entertainment and that you’re secure enough to dance silly all night. Sidenote: If for some reason your partner doesn’t find it cool, dump em. Seriously, kick them out of the house immediately. Because who doesn’tlike Michael Jackson??? A crazy, unstable, creature of Satan and you need to remove them from your life…

- @TheNewCheap
 
 

 

 

Get Familiar - 2 Chainz's Most Expensivest Shit








If  you follow the @TheNewCheap instagram, you seen me break a pair Ray-Bans during the DJ Mustard show. My heart sank once I realized I had just ruined  sunglasses not a week old. But after watching 2 Chainz's Most Expensivest Shit, I realize it could've been much worse. Seriously, if the shades were $48K like the ones in this weeks video, I wouldve died.......  my life less body would've been  taken to the medical tent an in attempt to resuscitate , I wouldve awoke to my broken shades and died again...... 

Watch the recent installment of the GQ  series 2 Chainz's Most Expensivest Shit below.


Tuesday, June 16, 2015

a DOLLAR and a Dream Tour







For current rappers out right now, J. Cole is top five (Cole, K.Dot , KRIT, Drake and Future.......not here to debate).....  J Cole recently announced his 2nd DOLLAR and a Dream Tour, where you get to see him in concert for only a single buck.  I'm seeing Cole later this summer and I'm definitely paying north of a $1 to support a fellow 910 native. Why is this cool?? Because even though Cole can pack  any North American venue,  he's still aware that  not everyone can afford the three digit ticket price to see him. So if you're in one of the cities for the Dollar and a Dream tour and you don't mind standing in line ALL day, make sure you attend when J.Cole comes into town! 

a DOLLAR and a Dream Tour promo video below.......


 
 
 

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NOT @thenewcheap approved but it is Funny.....

 
 
NOT @thenewcheap approved but it is Funny.....
 


 

I don’t suggest you attempt to do this but it is funny as hell. Stooping to this level of cheap isn’t the aim of the blog and we don’t indorse it. BUT we will laugh at this!!!!

 



Wednesday, June 10, 2015

"This aint got nothing to do with Money" - LeBron James

"This aint got nothing to do with Money"
LeBron James pays respect to Jim Brown
 
 
I'm not here to debate, LeBron James is the greatest player of our generation. Before game 2 of the NBA Finals Lebron paused to pay respect to possibly the greatest athlete of all time, Jim Brown. This was just a cool  moment for sports fans to see that level of respect for a legend like Brown.
 
 
And just so the @TheNewCheap loyalist dont get upset about the wasted time reading about sports........ Dont bet your money the on Warriors!!!!
 
 
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