GONE FISHING
"You won’t find any sharks fishing in your local pond."
I’m not here to give you dating advice, but I will point out
how your current dating practices affect your finances. So here’s the scene,
it’s Friday night, you get all “jazzed up”, put on your best cologne/perfume
and head out to the bar. You stand in line to pay a cover just to stand there,
maybe hit a two-step here and there, until the DJ says last call and you go
home. This leads to sappy posts on social media about “God is saving me for the
chosen one” (vomit). While this can be true, you have to analyze your part in
the situation and adjust. Maybe you’re fishing in the wrong location for what
you want to catch.
If I was on the
market, I would look for a potential mate in places where I frequent myself.
Unfortunately, Netflix doesn’t double as a dating service so you’ll have to
venture outside of your house. (Netflix
dating site should def be a thing) If you enjoy art galleries attend them alone
and I’m sure there will be other singles there as well. It’s a waste of money
to frequent bars looking for a soul mate while losing your dignity on social
media with those emo posts. Sporting events are great to socially meet like
minds and what man wouldn’t love a woman who can attend a game and half way
enjoy it?! It’s ok if she doesn’t quite
understand politics but she can talk for hours about football, oh that’s a
winner! If you enjoy working out, then join a local gym. This is a two for one
special, you’re getting in shape and still looking for potential mates. This is
a better way to spend your money than pouring atrocious amounts of liquor down
your throat that you are now at the gym to burn off.
Besides all that,
you’re too old to be looking for love in the club. News Flash, sane people
don’t attend the club scene looking for a lifetime love. If that’s what you’re
looking for, quit wasting your time looking for it in a club. Recently a good
friend found her fiancée in a rest home. I’m serious, a rest home! She was a
fellow youthful single leaving the club scene in hopes to find love. She began
volunteering at her local rest home. Guess who has a rolodex of young single
men?? The elderly who get frequent visits from their grandchildren.
The moral of the story is quit wasting money and time
fishing in the wrong holes.
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